Artist: Massive Wagons
Release: TRIGGERED!
Release: TRIGGERED!
1. Fuck The Haters
Tattoos on your face
Aaaargh you’re a basket case
To those who make mistakes
Just keep on striving
Push it down when it’s gettin’ too much
Start a riot, middle fingers up
Get ’em up and don’t give a fuck
We are do or dying
They’re intergalactic scum
Dumb suckin’ its thumb
Dim but without the sum
People keep on rising
So in case you wanna know
We’ll keep singin’ till they’re all gone
Fuck the haters
Fuck the haters
I try not to swear in my songs
But fuck the haters
Just fuck the haters
I wish I was as great as you
You’re the shit, that’s not a point of view
You are the many they are the few
Don’t apologise
Realise you make the rules
I sing the songs
And we suffer no fools
We are together, too cool for school
What a time to be alive
So in case you wanna know
We’ll keep singin’ till they’re all gone
Fuck the haters
Fuck the haters
I try not to swear in my songs
But fuck the haters
Just fuck the haters
I try not to swear in my songs
Fuck the haters, fuck the haters
We’ll keep singin’ till their all gone, fuck the haters, fuck the haters,
I try not to swear in my songs, fuck the haters, just fuck the haters
Fuck the haters, fuck the haters
I wish I was as great as you
You are the shit, that’s not a point of view
You are the many and they are the few… STOP
2. Please Stay Calm
I can’t hear what you’re saying
Help me please
I’m sinkin’ foot long subs
Extra cheese
I’m takin being insane
To brand new heights
I deliberately drove through amber lights
I gave the police the bird
Under my dash
Overdue at the library
I don’t have the cash
If I don’t slow down
I’m gonna do some harm
I’m taking all of you with me
So please-stay-calm
I went out for a drink
Got a cab after 12
Cost me twice as much though
I thought what the hell
I haven’t washed my car
Cos I don’t like it clean
33 in a 30, causing a scene
Sunglasses inside
Leather jacket, no bike
Is it too late to change
Can you feel my pain!!
If I don’t slow down
I’m gonna do some harm
I’m taking all of you with me
So please-stay-calm
Please stay calm
If I don’t slow down
I’m gonna do some harm
I’m taking all of you with me
So please-stay-calm
If I don’t slow down
I’m gonna do some harm
I’m taking all of you with me
So please-stay-calm
Please stay calm
Is it too late to change
Please stay calm
Is it too late to change
Please stay calm
Is it too late to change
Please stay calm
3. Triggered
If you’re triggered by me
Or triggered by the vaccine
About the new one from DC
Well you’re bound to disagree
When I tell you that black lives they matter of course
Don’t like my view? Maybe that’s grounds for divorce
Triggered by the riots
Triggered by the peace
Triggered by the way that they pick on the police
Triggered by the rules
Statues they’re neat
Maybe we should all go out for something to eat
I think I know what’s the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Yer hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it’s your death debut
Triggered by the Yankees
Triggered by the Brits
Triggered by the boomers
Do they get on your tits
Triggered by students
And their politics
Are you triggered by my band
Or just bands that have hits
Triggered by the 80s
Or that new fangled shit
Triggered by them vegans
And their eating habits
Triggered by yourself
And the brain that you have
Are you triggered by Dave and that he’s sleeping with Gav.
I think i know what’s the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Yer hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it’s your death debut
Are you triggered by colour
Triggered by scenes
By ball sack face Farrage
And his fanciful dreams,
Do you dream of a potato
Whose gender you knew
And now he’s just potato head
No Mr, boo hoo,
Triggered by the future
And that flat earth’s a lie
Triggered by the fact
I think all humans should die,
Triggered by the fact
That your ending is near
Arm grab,
Chest stab,
Sorry no time to cry.
I think I know what’s the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Yer hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it’s your death debut
4. A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
I’ve met some specimens in my time
They are out there, that’s fine
I’ve met people who were bloody delightful
But not you, you are an asshole!
We hate bullies
Don’t think anyone likes ’em
I’ve seen my share, you qualify
My Dad would say you need a clip round the ear-ole
You’re not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes!
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
I’m supposed to know my place
To keep quiet, and save face
You’re in charge lieutenant commander
News just in, you’re a bit of a wanker
I meet assholes on a daily basis
I’ve met loads, you’re number one
I thought I’d write a little song in your honour
Guess what, you’re not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces,
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
‘ONCE WE’D EATEN OUR OWN BODY WEIGHT IN FINE DINING
WE LEFT THE HIDEOUT AND HIT THE STREETS HARD
IN SEARCH OF THE DEADLY CORONAVIRUS…
IT DIDN’T TAKE US LONG BEFORE WE FOLLOWED THE BEAST INTO A NEARBY STRIP BAR
WE BATTLED THE VICIOUS CREATURE FOR NEARLY 15 HOURS,
FORCED TO ENGAGE IN A SERIES OF DEADLY DRINKING GAMES…
BUT IT WASN’T LONG BEFORE HE PISSED HIS JEANS AND THE DAY WAS WON!! HURRAH!!!…
BACK TO THE BUS FOR A CELEBRATORY BEER!!
A.S.S.H.O.L.E… ASSHOLE
A.S.S.H.O.L.E… ASSHOLE
A.S.S.H.O.L.E… ASSHOLE
A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
Yer not a terminally arrogant individual
Or radically anti-social habitual
Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
Or a terminally over baring asswipe
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
You, yeah you, you’re an asshole
You, yeah you, you’re just an asshole
You, yeah you, you are an asshole
You my friend are an asshole!
5. Skateboard
I wish I could skateboard
I wish I could fly
I wish in a way the volume wasn’t so high
I wish I could remember
And I wish I knew why
Too alive to be dead
But too dead to be alive
Burned out memory
Burned out bones
Life after death I don’t suppose
Ideas come, ideas go
Falling over it’s a long way home
Setting bars and seeing stars
Trying to figure out where we are
Smash my brain into a glue
Wrap it up send it to you
MAYBE M M MAYBE I’M A G G GOIN CRAYZY
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE
I wish I could fake it
And I wish I could cry
I wish I could make your dreams turn into mine
I wish I wasn’t me sometimes
I wish you were cruel
I wish I wasn’t dead inside
Took for a fool
Burned out memory
Burned out bones
Life after death I don’t suppose
Ideas come ideas go
Falling over, it’s a long way home
Setting bars, seeing stars
Trying to figure out where we are
Smash my brain into a glue
Wrap it up and send it to you
MAYBE M M MAYBE I’M A G G GOIN CRAYZY
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE IM A G G GOIN CRAZY
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE
Where are we goin’
What will we see there
When all the time runs out, will you be here
When our days run down
When it’s all in doubt
Will I lose my mind
Lose my mind
Will I lose my
Will I lose my
Will I lose my mind
MAYBE M M MAYBE I’M A G G GOIN CRAZY
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE IM A G G GOIN CRAZY
I SAID MAYBE M M MAYBE
MAYBE
MAYBE
MAYBE
MAYBE M M MAYBE
6. Generation Prime
You want it now now now
You want it yesterday
You want it cheap cheap cheap
You want it ready to go
You want the moon on a stick
You want it just one click
Wrap it up, pack it up
Get it to me quick
We can do it next week… no
Try it off peak… no
Do it when we can
Its comin’ from Japan… no
The world’s on its back
I can do it half whack… no
It’s here when it’s here
Do I make myself clear… no
NOW! I want it yesterday
I want it now now now
And I don’t wanna pay
I want it Amazon prime
In half the time
I’ll fund criminal gangs
Without committing any crime
I want it cheap, cheap as chips
I want prime beef rib
Not lids n lips
I need it fast, I’ve got no brass
I’m cheap skate scum
With a touch of class
Decimate, determinate, subordinate
Regurgitate, impersonate, recirculate, exterminate!!!
Convenience
Cos I hate to wait
I hate having to think
I need to lose some weight
I’m gonna sit right here
Finger up my ass
Help no one
Just vegetate
Cos I’m a waste,
Of human life
I’ve stopped breathing in
Accept who I am
Is there a way
I could find someone
To be me for a bit
Cos I’m just lazaaaaaay!!!
CHEAP, cheap as chips
I want prime rib beef
Not lids n lips
I need it fast, I’ve got no brass
I’m cheap skate scum
With a touch of class
Decimate, determinate, subordinate
Regurgitate, impersonate, recirculate, exterminate!!!
We are the prime generation
No brains and no education
It’s all pizza and monthly repayments
Never gonna love
Never gonna hate
Never gonna sing till it’s too late
Never gonna swing
Never gonna miss
Never gonna live our lives like this!!
We are the prime generation
No trousers, maybe on occasion
We are the prime generation
No brains and no education
We are the prime generation
It’s all gaming and online frustration
We are the prime generation!!
7. Never Been A Problem
I don’t look like a model
And my language is obscene
I don’t sing like an angel
My face tells you where I’ve been
Got issues about my issues
I’ve got lazier with age
I’m a dude with a thousand headaches
Some of my favourite food is beige
It’s not a problem when it comes to the people I love
I’m a dedicated loser
I’m in constant fear of pain
I’ve been a million times defeated
I’m just shifting all the blame
My shoes are on the wrong feet
My hair’s a stinkin’ mess
My clothes belonged to someone else
And my jokes are past their best
But it’s really not a problem for the people I love
I can only be me
You can only be you… through and through
It’s really not a problem for the people I love
It’s never been a problem
I’ve never learned to do much
I’m a wingin’ it kinda guy
I always choose the easy way
Just waitin’ round to die
Staring into outer space
I wonder if there’s life
Beyond the stars, far far away
Are they glad to be alive
But it’s really not a problem for the people I love
I can only be me
You can only be you… through and through
It’s really not a problem for the people I love
It’s never been a problem
I don’t look like a model
And my language is obscene
I don’t sing like an angel
My face tells you where I’ve been
It’s never been a problem
Never been a problem
It’s never been a problem
It’s never been a problem
I can only be me
You can only be you, through and through
You can only be you, it’s who I’m talkin’ too, through and through
It’s really not a problem for the people i love
It’s never been a problem
Never been a problem
Never been a problem
Never been a problem
Never been a problem
Never been a problem
Never been.
8. Giulia
Whoa callin’ Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Roll up, roll up
I got a hell of a deal
If there’s a man in you’re life
And he’s making you feel…. meh
Roll up roll up
It’s a nice wee drop
We’ll put him in the ground
And put you back on top
Help me Giulia
Help me Giulia
Help me Giulia
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh my Giulia
Can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Ohhhhhhh
Roll up, roll up
As far as legends go
It’s one for the money
And it’s two for the show
Bang bang bang
Is there anybody there
We know what you did
And we know you don’t care
Help me Giulia
Help me Giulia
Help me Giulia
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh my Giulia
Can you hear that ringin’
Oh Can you hear that ringin’
Ohhhhhhh
Whoa callin’ Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Oh my Giulia
Can you hear that ringin’
Oh can you hear that ringin’
Ohhhhhhh
Whoa callin’ Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Whoa callin Giulia,
Calling Giulia,
Calling Giulia
9. No Friend Of Mine
I knew just enough of you
You knew just enough of me
Now I’m seeing things
I never wanted to see
We used to have a beer
And we used to sing along
And now it’s just a crying shame
Why did it go wrong
Maybe it’s just age related
Maybe it is brains
I know I’m not the sharpest tool
My vision remains
I can’t see where you’re comin’ from
It stabs me in the eyes
And then I see the human race
And it comes as no surprise
I don’t know, who are ya
Can’t see, who are ya
Tell me, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
Respect, who are ya
Life, who are ya
Language, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
I remember times gone by
When friends was just enough
When friendship was the easy part
Life was off the cuff
But now all flags and standing proud
You’re not the same old joker
A jolly boy with a jolly face
And a fuckin’ stinkin’ odour
Life will never be the same
Rejoice or do I cry
I’ve no idea what to do
What a time to be alive
The internet has screwed my mind
It’ll fuck yours too beware
Strap in the rootin’ tootin’ rollercoastin’ Facebook electric chair
I don’t know, who are ya
Cant see, who are ya
Tell me, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
Respect, who are ya
Life, who are ya
Language, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
I feel like
I feel like
I feel like I’m wasting my time
I feel I’m a friend
But you’re no friend of mine
It makes me feel sick
This situation
It makes me feel sick
Your lack of education
I feel like I need to stop wasting my time
Ignore it, dismiss it,
It’s OK I’m fine
It’s not fine
We are not fine
Maybe another time
I don’t know, who are ya
Can’t see, who are ya
Tell me, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
Respect, who are ya
Life, who are ya
Language, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
I don’t know, who are ya
Can’t see, who are ya
Tell me, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
Respect, who are ya
Life, who are ya
Language, who are ya
Who are ya, who are ya
10. Gone Are The Days
The trouble with you is you think it’s OK,
The trouble with you is you think it’s OK,
I wanna take it away, take it away,
Take it away, I wanna take it away,
But the trouble with me is I’ve nothing to say,
The trouble with me is I’ve nothing to say,
So gone are the days, gone are the days
Gone are the days, gone are the days
You are lost in this hole, the turd in the bowl,
Scraping some fragment of life from me oh,
I can’t hear you speak, is my boot in your teeth,
I would have took it away,
I would have took it away,
But gone are the days
The trouble with the world is it’s seen better days,
The trouble with the world is it’s seen better days,
We’re runnin’ it down, runnin’ it down, runnin’ it down, runnin’ it down,
Yeah the stench in the air is just another day,
The stench in the air is just another day,
Please take me away, take me away, take me away, just take me away!!
You are lost in this hole, the turd in the bowl,
Scraping some fragment of life from me oh,
I can’t hear you speak, is my boot in your teeth,
You’re spitting me fragments of words I don’t know,
My temper’s not flared, it just never cared.
You are lost in this hole, the turd in the bowl,
Scraping some fragment of life from me oh,
I can’t hear you speak, is my boot in your teeth,
You’re spitting me fragments of words I don’t know.
The trouble with you is you think it’s OK,
The trouble with you is you think it’s OK,
I wanna take it away, take it away,
Take it away, take it away,
But the trouble with me is I’ve nothing to say,
The trouble with me is I’ve nothing to say,
So gone are the days, gone are the days,
Gone are the days, gone are the days.
11. Sawdust
In the basement of his brain
Heavens above, it’s such a shame
Sawdust on his knees
Such a shame
Performance power poise
Slaying crowds making noise
And now he’s working sawdust
Awful shame
Shame, such a shame
The world won’t suffer no fools, so what!
A terrible thing to lose? So what
Crying into your sawdust
My shame
When you’re falling up a hill
Everyones standing still
Spitting filthy sawdust
No shame
Dreams over
Dreams over
Another swing another miss
Your dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
And then you’ve nothing left to lose
Dreams over
I’ll never understand
How he held the world in his hand
Up to his neck in sawdust
Crying shame
Broken broken down
A broken man with a broken crown
Choking on his sawdust
Real shame
Dreams over
Dreams over
Another swing another miss
Your dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
And then you’ve nothing left to lose
Dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
Another swing another miss
Your dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
And then you’ve nothing left to lose
Dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
Another year another tear
Dreams over
Dreams over
Dreams over
I’ve taken everything you wanted
Dreams over
12. Germ
To whom it may concern
I am human, not a germ
To be quite honest
I know that stands for nothing
A number not a name
Although you say we are the same
To be quite honest
I’d really like to chuffing
I’d punch you in the head
Until my knuckles bled
Not there for me when I
I came knockin’
Now you’re putting out the call
I can’t believe you have the gall
I couldn’t care less
About your problems…
I’d poke wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass
I’d staple my eyes
Before I give you my time
I’d rather be a germ
Than a total waste of sperm
To be quite honest
I know you are all clutching
At straws out of your reach
Cos my life’s a hairy peach
I got aces
And you’ve got nothing
You won’t see that I don’t care
I only care you breathe the air
The air that causes
My despairing
If I shut my eyes and ears
Send all my love to Britney Spears
Support the people
Worthy of my caring!
Before you get my help
I’d poke wasps up my ass
Bang my dick in broken glass
I’d staple my eyes
Before I give you my time
Set my head on fire
Put it out with barbed wire
Spray bleach in my eyes
Before I give you my time
My time x3
Give you my time.
13. Big Time
Drive my Dad’s car
Working all hours
Music can pay
If you’re willing to wait
But if you want it right now
I’m gonna let you down
Cos I’ve nothing to gain
By pulling yer chain
When business is slow
It’s foot to the floor
If business is good
No time for woulda shoulda could
You wanna make some doh
Waxing your flow
Don’t whine to me
I’m still finding my feet
Then I see old faces
And they say to me
Man, long time no see
Are you still around here
I thought you’d have hit the big time
But I see you’re still messin’ around round round round
I thought you’d have hit the big time by now…
Keep on going
It’s all that I know
I’m not goin’ down
With nothin’ to show
Cos I’m like a bad smell
You can probably tell
I’ll be here till I’m not
Or until I’m forgot
Then I see old faces
And they say to me
Man long time no see
Are you still around here
I thought you’d have hit the big time
But I see you’re still messin around round round round
I thought you’d have hit the big time by now…
Has the boat sailed,
Or the train derailed
Has the trail gone cold
Or are you just too old old old old
I thought you’d have hit the big time by now
The planes off the ground bud, we’re making that sound
Still working yer day job, I’ll see you around
I thought you’d have hit the big time
But I see you’re still messin around round round round
I thought you’d have hit the big time by now
has the boat sailed,
Or the train derailed
Has the trail gone cold
Or are you just too old old old old
I thought you’d have hit the big time by now