Municipal Waste - The Art Of Partying

Artist: Municipal Waste
Release: The Art Of Partying


1. Pre Game

[Instrumental]

2. The Art Of Partying

There’s thrashing all around
You know the Waste provides the sounds
To push the party level all the way to ten

The terror starts tonight
A drunken outrage in our site
And we won’t waste our time to rip this place to shreds
We’ve broken all the laws and moshed on people’s jaws

Some truly believe and here’s to those that tried
Some people broke their limbs and others almost died
This song is for doing what you love not for the sake of fashion

As the thrash pounds through your head
Pound your drinks
Tonight we shred

We don’t need their laws, together we destroy
And I won’t let them ruin the one thing I enjoy
Tonight’s the night we finally get to rip this place apart
And this is how we turn your boring party into art

You worked so hard for many hours a day
It’s time to cut loose, you should express it in your own way

And edger’s can still party too with X’s on their hands
As long as you can rage hard with the drinkers of the land
No patrol’s going to stop doing our own thing tonight
No shitty crews with attitudes to ruin our good time

But if you love to thrash you know we will supply
And we will keep the party going onward through the night
It doesn’t matter how you look or how much you can yell
As long as you stay genuine and do things for yourself

3. Headbanger Face Rip

He’s going to the concert
He’s full of thrashing rage
He’s gonna rip his face off and throw it at the stage

Headbanger
Face rip
Headbanger
Face rip

She’s putting on her makeup, she’s teasing out her hair
She’s gonna rip her face off and throw it down the stairs

It doesn’t really matter who you came to see to play
All we want to see you do is rip your face away
Thumbs into your eyeballs, stick your fingers in
Rake your hand across your face and pull apart your skin

Blood and hair swirl everywhere
Your face is gone, but you don’t care
Receiving thrills with every tear
Destroy it as fast as you can
Now’s your time to take a stand
Just rip your face off to the band

Headbanger
Face rip
Headbanger
Face rip

A sacrifice for metal, just throw it at the stage
Just raise your drinks and slice your face off while the music plays

Headbanger
Face rip
Headbanger
Face rip

Feel the rage control you
They’ll never stop the shred
Just rip apart that ugly mug and bang it ’til you’re dead

Blood and hair swirl everywhere
Your face is gone, but you don’t care
Receiving thrills with every tear
Destroy it as fast as you can
Now’s your time to take a stand
Just rip your face off to the band

Feel the skin under your nails
Through the air your face will sail
It absolutely never fails
Now the crowd’s a bloody mess
They’re slamming harder then the rest
The band stomps all over their flesh

Headbanger
Face rip
Headbanger
Face rip

Go!

Destroy it as fast as you can
Now’s your time to take a stand
Just rip your face off to the band

Face rip!

4. Mental Shock

It has been many years since I was thrown into the cell
My sentence was electrocution when the gavel fell
The clock is slowly getting closer to that final time
Strapped into the chair and punished for false crimes

My last meal is getting colder
But I have no appetite
I look down the hall at the impending doom
That waits for me this very night
My last rites are read by the pastor
As if I had rights from the start
I’m moments away before they strap me in
And voltage will flow through my heart

The warden straps me in
Flashes me a twisted grin
No last words for me to say
I know my life will end
For something that I never did
Death is just a switch away

A victim’s family cheers
A killer has been free for years
I’m punished for another’s crimes
My time is finally up
I guess I’m just a victim
Of the wrong place at the wrong time

The ripper runs wild through the streets
While I sit here inside a cell
A judicial system’s deadly mistake
A psychopath out, free to kill
Poor lawyers and poor evidence
And witnesses appeared and lied
These fools will take years to see their mistakes
And I will be long gone and fried

Mental shock
All appeals denied
Mental shock
It’s me they want to die
Mental shock
Nothing lasts forever
Mental shock
Until they pull the lever

The current shoots through as I begin to convulse
A fate that should be for somebody else
Electrified brain shoots straight through the eyes
And justice is served while innocence dies

5. A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Destroyer)

Around and round it goes
My head spins again
Attention’s difficult
I’m out of my seat and then I’m climbing around the room
All thoughts invested in causing people doom
These are my symptoms…

Hyperactive
So distracted
It’s hard to focus my attention
My medication gives bad reactions
Off in my very own dimension
If I forget another thing you said
Your ass will soon be calling up a coroner
You’ll become the first dead
From the attention deficit destroyer!

What’s that pill bottle that’s in your hand?
Have you been holding out or is it lethal?
That illness I just can’t understand
But what it wants from me is pure evil

I stare off into another realm
Daydreaming of things I want to kill

What’s that pill bottle that’s in your hand?
Have you been holding out or is it lethal?
That illness I just can’t understand
How far is it getting?

My thoughts keep shifting
It pushes me towards the edge
Then I’m off the ledge
Mentally or off a building
There’s nowhere for me to land
I can’t understand

I lost my train of thought
It’s something I just can’t avoid
And all I think about
Are things that I want to destroy
I want to rip shit up
I think it’s time to misbehave

And then I’ll take it out
On whatever is standing in my way

Hyperactive
So distracted
It’s hard to focus my attention
My medication gives bad reactions
Off in my very own dimension

If I forget another thing you said
Your ass will soon be calling up a coroner
You’ll become the first dead
From the attention deficit
Attention deficit
Attention deficit
Destroyer!

6. The Inebriator

Raging to a level of inebriated bliss
Pounding to the speed of the metal with our fists
Relentless is the force crushing through the earth’s domain
Beer shoots down your throat while it’s punishing your brain

Can you survive the ultimate chug?
Or will you choke then puke on the rug?
Or will you last this beer-bonging task?
Intoxicate!
For the final blast

Inebriate
It’s the way to go we never want to drink it slow!

Fucked up at top speed we got us a tool
Leaving you pissed in a puddle of drool

It’s claimed many lives but not yours yet
One step in its path, you’re going to be next
Now drop to one knee, your mouth to the tube
Just tilt your head back and just wait for the spew!

Blasts through the chest
It pounds through your gut
It rips through your skin
You’re getting tore up!

Your stomach flies open
It splats to the floor
Another victim
The inebriator!

Inebriate
It’s the way to go
We never want to drink it slow!
Inebriate
It’s the way go!

Raging to a level of inebriated bliss
Pounding to the speed of the metal with our fists
Relentless is the force crushing through the earth’s domain
Beer shoots down your throat while it’s punishing your brain

You can’t survive one thing is for sure
Another victim!
The inebriator!

7. Lunch Hall Food Brawl

Here at lunch hour at Municipal High
We’ll see something over the edge
This school is about to see more things crash
Than when you first failed drivers ed

Everybody that’s inside will be caught in the fight

First somebody screams
Then food begins to fly
Milk cartons raised forward toward the sky

The room quickly erupts
It cannot be controlled
The brawl suddenly begins to explode

Soldiers from all grades choose sides
Combat has begun
Who will survive?
Teachers run in fear fleeing the hall
No one can escape the food brawl

Refreshments become ammunition
The table is your only cover
There’s shit all on your favourite shirt
Now somebody’s gonna suffer

First somebody screams
Then food begins to fly
Milk cartons raised forward toward the sky

Soldiers from all grades choose sides
Combat has begun
Who will survive?
Teachers run in fear fleeing the hall
No one can escape the food brawl

It rains condiments and the floor runs slick
With Wednesday’s special lunch dish
The jocks are cornered and the principal is a goner
As the faculty looks on in horror

Those who oppose will fall
The lunch hall food brawl!

8. Beer Pressure

I stare at these drinks here before me
And everything else just seems lame
It feels like they’re calling out to me
And I just can’t hold my restraint

Feel the pressure!
There’s just one cure

Pour us a round, pass that shit down
Drinking these beers ’til we’re nice and unwound

Drunk with my friends
It never ends
Looks like beer pressure has got us again

Race ’til it’s gone
Finish the glass
We’re getting drunk and we’re doing it fast

We like to fall all over ourselves
We like to drink and we do it quite well

We have tried
We failed
Beer pressure’s taking over
Death to being sober!

We have tried
We failed
Beer pressure’s taking over
Death to being sober!

I stare at these drinks here before me
And everything else just seems lame
Feel the pressure!
There’s just one cure

Beer pressure!
You got it now
Beer pressure!
Now drink it down
Yow!

9. Chemically Altered

No time to wait around today
Let’s get fucked up, it’s time to rage
A couple of parties up the street
Bare witness to a drunken fleet
I begin to stumble down the hall
I spot a keg and I want it all
I want it all

Let’s have a round
Let’s drink this keg ’til it’s zero pounds
Does this beer taste kind of strange?
As things begin to quickly fade
I get the feeling something is wrong
Something is wrong

At first it seemed all normal, some guys in a fight
But looking closer something is not right
The blood began to splatter, the violence quickly spreads
Something fucked up was put in that keg!

Violence
Door to door
Disfigured and we declare war!
Panic
We’re maniacs our legions grow with every attack!

Somehow we’re chemically altered
Some kind of reaction making us stronger
A plague with no mercy we spread
We’ll never give up ’til everyone’s slaughtered

Somehow we’re chemically altered
Some kind of reaction making us stronger
A plague with no mercy we spread
We’ll never give up ’til everyone’s slaughtered

Our fight to end humanity is spreading out into the streets
Setting fires, slicing cops
Our lust for blood will never stop

Somehow we’re chemically altered
Some kind of reaction making us stronger
A plague with no mercy we spread
We’ll never give up ’til everyone’s slaughtered

Somehow we’re chemically altered
Some kind of reaction making us stronger
A plague with no mercy we spread
We’ll never give up ’til everyone’s slaughtered

10. Sadistic Magician

Unravelling the gruesome nest of tales
Sadistic magician
A crime scene set left to resemble hell
Sadistic magician
A brain consumed, obsessed within itself
Sadistic magician
Lives left wreaked to cast the perfect spell

I cannot run, I cannot see
All I know is death is surrounding me
Tied down and trapped
Someone set me free
No chance to escape, nowhere to flee

The smell of burning flesh fills up the lungs
The sound of chanting ringing through your ears
Your voice is lost from screaming out for help
It feels like you have been here trapped for years

Convinced that this will be the final outcome
You’re pleading for it now so you can rest
Instead he’s trapped here in the hands of a maniac
Who’s convinced he’s a sorcerer of death

Thick smoke completely filled up his enclosure
The blade is getting closer to the throat
Your life begins to flash before your own very eyes
And slips away as you begin to choke

Unravelling the gruesome nest of tales
Sadistic magician
A crime scene set left to resemble hell
Sadistic magician
A brain consumed, obsessed within itself
Sadistic magician
Lives left wreaked to cast the perfect spell

I cannot run, I cannot see
All I know is death is surrounding me
Tied down and trapped
Someone set me free
No chance to escape, nowhere to flee

Nowhere to flee!

11. Open Your Mind

I guess it’s hard to comprehend things with your tiny brain
I guess it will take longer for me to try to explain
I figured that my actions would probably explain myself
I should have spoken slower when I said rot in hell
So I’ll explain the following as detailed as I can
My patience has been wearing thin so try to understand

I guess you thought I wanted peace
Well I didn’t mean to mislead
My point just did not come across
Somehow the whole meaning was lost
What I meant to say just might hurt
But my intentions are far worse
The confusion of my strange advice
Can be solved in just one simple slice
Mistook me trying to enlighten
But now you’re just trembling and frightened
I guess you just can’t comprehend
So I’ll just say it once again!

Open your mind
It’s about time
Let’s see your head split and throbbing with slime

Open your mind
Open your nose
Suck on a chainsaw ’til your head explodes

12. Radioactive Force

Our cannons have more strength than yours
Our weapons take more lives than yours
Our soldiers are obsessed with gore

Accepting of the hand we’re dealt
We kill until there’s nothing left
And we just want you to melt

Strength, pride, obsessed
We kill until there’s nothing left
And when they’re dead your ass is next!

We spit our beer upon your corpse
Without the slightest of remorse
With radioactive force!

No resistance to our radioactive force
We march until everything is scorched

Tired of the things you’ve done
Time is up, no place to run
Streets run red with your blood

Fuelled by our toxic thirst
You haven’t even seen the worst
Decimating every church

This town melts down
So does everything around
Victory’s a mushroom cloud

And when it’s done and nothing’s left
And your whole planet stinks of death
That’s when we’ll finally take a rest

The decimation of civilisation is coming today
All is dead
Punish the earth, march on the graves
Total destruction
Breathe in the air

Two worlds collide
All devastation through radiation
Everyone dies!

Our cannons have more strength than yours
Our weapons take more lives than yours
Our soldiers are obsessed with gore

We spit our beer upon your corpse
Without the slightest of remorse
With radioactive force!

No resistance to our radioactive force
We march until everything is scorched

The decimation of civilisation is coming today
All is dead
Punish the earth, march on the graves
Total destruction
Breathe in the air

13. Septic Detonation

Run for cover, the commode is about to explode
There is nothing you can do covered in number two
Everywhere you try to hide reeks of your backside

It won’t stop ’til the town is covered in a shitty brown
The smell is making people faint because it is so fucking rank

Detonation!
The septic detonation

The cops can do nothing and everyone’s running
There is panic and screaming, the culprit is laughing

Because he knows he’ll never get caught
Not safe from his sick and evil thoughts
A plan that will bring you misery
Made sure his shit is all you can see

So try to never cross his path
You might end up reeking of ass
The charges all have been set to make a day you won’t forget!

Detonation!
The septic detonation

Because he knows he’ll never get caught
Not safe from his sick and evil thoughts
A plan that will bring you misery
Made sure his shit is all you can see

Detonation!

14. Rigorous Vengeance

My thoughts run wild until your family found
My focus is set on bringing you down
You know what you said we felt all of your lies
Now I’m fed up and now you must die

I won’t stop because I don’t care
And this hatred has brought me here to stay
I will wait to pounce and then I’ll burn your whole world down
So you will learn to rid your head of stupid thoughts
That made you think that you got off
And sure enough just wait and see
The end of what’s tormenting me will soon be here
You in my grasp and killing you is my only task

This vengeance!
My torment is ending today
Just one swift move of the blade
The only thing to set my mind free
It’s only moments away

My time has come
Your time is up
No resistance is strong enough
Don’t try to sell me promises that you can’t keep
You’d be better off it, you don’t even speak
Your screams are all I want to hear
My will is strong
My vengeance fierce
The web that you spun led me down this twisted path
I’ll stare at your corpse and do nothing but laugh

This vengeance!
My torment is ending today
Just one swift move of the blade
The only thing to set my mind free
It’s only moments away

15. Born To Party

Some say we drink too much
They say we’re just not cool
Well I fucking like to party
It’s what I was born to do!

Blazing through your last case
Smoking your weed
Smashing your face!

Hey man, this party sucks
They’re all out of beer
How can we party down?
There’s no weed here
On to the next one
We’ll have a good time
Hanging with ScottyRoo
Committing tank crimes!

Onward to your next case
Smoking your weed
Smashing your face
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!

**Secret Song**

Sometimes I chill like a bitch sometimes
And other times I just chill
I like the way you look tonight
And I like the way your skin feels
Touch me so tender, touch me not
Touch me twice, your skin is hot

Touch me now
Come on baby, you can do it tonight
Touch me now
I know you can baby, it’s alright
Touch me now
‘Cause I’m feeling everything’s alright
Touch me now

16. Thrashing's My Business... And Business Is Good

We thrash the streets at night
We thrash the streets at day
We slice the fucking throats of those
That stand in our way

Jump in the pit
Swing your hands like a jerk
If your friend’s just standing around
Then put their ass to work
Jump in the pit
Punch your friends in the face
Kick them 4 or 5 times for Municipal Waste!

Jerk
Work
Face
Waste
Go!

Sick of this, sick of all these bands fucking whining
What they need to do is learn to have a good time
And what we need to do is go and thrash the fucking streets
Thrash the fucking kids
Thrash the cops, thrash the fucking state

So many people’s lives are led with nothing to believe
I wish they’d all just disappear
I wish they’d all just freaking leave

Do you have your own thing?
You probably should
Because thrashing’s my business and business is good!

17. I Just Wanna Rock

I just wanna rock
Pounding fists are to the sky
Smoke machines and fire
Music blaring towards the crowd
Forty foot tall banner
Laser lights flash through your eyes
Hanging from the wires
And you know we like it loud

I just wanna rock
Marshall cabs stacked to the roof
Whiskey, Jagermeister
Electric guitars will pound
Endless beer supply

We’ll never stop and here’s the proof
Straight from Budweiser
And you know we like it loud!

Sold out shows
Buy our ringtone
You can own our clothes
For forty-five bones

It’s marquee time, pyrotechnics
Better spell our name right
Or you’ll get your throat slit

Dressing room time, moist towelettes
You screwed up our deli tray
And expect us to eat this?
Back stage time laminates better
Keep our beer cold and our cigarettes lit
Tour bus time, no solids
You dumped in our can and now we have to smell it!
I just wanna rock tonight!