1. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool - :40
2. Valujet - 1:28
3. You've Got No Friends - 1:12
4. You Keep a Diary - 1:12
5. You Own a Store - :37
6. You Got Date Raped - :49
7. Recycling Is Gay - :36
8. You're a Cop - 1:50
9. You Can't Shut Up - :18
10. You've Got Cancer - :30
11. We Just Disagree - :32
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos - :18
13. You Are an Interior Decorator - :51
14. Pottery's Gay - :39
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay - :53
16. Branscombe Richmond - 1:35
17. You Live in Allston - :53
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18. You Are a Good Food Critic - :54
19. Just the Two of Us - :27
20. Your Band's in the Cut-Out Bin - 1:10
21. You're Gay - :37
22. You Look Adopted - 1:17
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch - :10
24. You Have Goals - :22
25. You Drive an Iroc - :55
26. You Play on a Softball Team - :57
27. Because You're Old - :45
28. You Sell Cologne - :30
29. Being a Cobbler Is Dumb - :27
30. You Live in a Houseboat - :45
31. Richard Butler - 1:32
32. 311 Sucks - :39
33. Your Kid Is Deformed - :40
34. You Are an Orphan - 1:05
35. You're Old (Fuck You) - :12
36. You Go to Art School - :55
37. You're Best Friend Is You - :53
38. You're in a Coma - 1:18
39. Windchimes Are Gay - :10
40. No, We Don't Want to Do a Splait Seven... - :28
41. René Auberjonois - :40
42. The Internet Is Gay - :25
43. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You - 1:11
44. Hootie and the Blowfish - :38
45. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear... - :22
46. Locking Drop Dead in McDonalds - :20
47. Technology's Gay - :25
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp - :37
49. I'm in Anal Cunt - :20
50. You (Fill in the Blank) - :26
51. Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache - 4:10
52. Bonus Track #3 - :09 |